Jozi-X
Bryanston
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Mini-ninjas 2hrs (4-6 yrs)
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Sometimes you just need a day filled with energy, creativity, and a bit of controlled chaos — and that’s exactly what Jozi X, the Rage Room, and Splatter Room delivered. From start to finish, it was an experience that was both incredibly fun and strangely soothing. We started at Jozi X, where the energy was instantly infectious. The activities were exciting, engaging, and a great way to shake off the everyday routine. It’s the kind of place that pulls you right into the action, whether you’re there for a physical challenge or just to try something new with friends or family. The Rage Room was next, and it was pure catharsis. There’s something surprisingly calming about smashing things in a safe, controlled space — like a workout for your stress levels. You walk out feeling lighter, more relaxed, and maybe even grinning from ear to ear. Finally, we headed to Splatter Room, where creativity meets fun in the messiest way possible. Throwing paint at canvases, walls, and even each other was liberating. It’s a space where you can be unapologetically messy while creating something unique to take home. What made the day so memorable was the balance — the adrenaline of Jozi X, the release of the Rage Room, and the joyful chaos of the Splatter Paint. The staff were friendly, encouraging, and made sure everything flowed smoothly, adding to the enjoyment. If you’re looking for an outing that’s as therapeutic as it is exciting, this trio of experiences is perfect. You’ll laugh, you’ll de-stress, and you’ll leave with memories (and maybe some paint) that stick.
Nice team building activities, structured and facilitated, activities are cater to different ages and effort levels which is good if you not very athletic. Food was not impressive, our group had a choice of chicken or beef burgers, they where basic with maybe 7 chips per serving, very thrown together no effort or love was put into it. Overall nice for group activities but not outta this world, little love and attention to detail can take this experience from average to outstanding.
The staff are phenomenal and really bring a great vibe. The day was hot, and the inflatables were too hot. Some kids burnt their feet. Overall, the day was great. The kids had a fantastic time. The pizzas were amazing. I would recommend for a good day out.
We had my son's 7th birthday here today. What a wonderful experience! Rose and Mike went out of their way to make sure we were looked after and were comfortable. The pizzas were really good too! The equipment might need a little upgrade but I think as an adult we see that. The kids... didn't care about that... they had an absolute blast!!! Thank you Jozi X.
Attended a team building here last week and overall we had a great experience working with Marco and Rose to plan our event and cater lunch. They accommodated our request to keep our drinks cool and arranged a delicious cake upon our request. Marco even bought us wine glasses when we realized we wouldnt have any as the establishment does not serve alcohol. Which we were then happy to pay for and take home. The food was delicious and overall people seemed happy with that and the desserts. The activities were really great and stimulating, it was a hot day and people did get quite exhausted by the end of our activities but it was well worth the price per head. We participated in the brain training, survivor and archery activities. We also had good facilitators to help us and this was a great experience that was enjoyed by all age groups. Some areas of improvement would be better preparation for catering to a large group of people. They moved us to a private section which was great but not appropriately cleaned and no table cloths for the trestle tables. We also had to use some of the gym equipment (boxes) to make make shift tables for the food, all which we did ourselves as it seemed like they were understaffed for the catering. We also seemed to be low on bottled water and ice, so I would recommend requesting extra for your guests as it was a very hot day. I'd also recommend you visit the venue prior to the event to get an idea of the logistics and rustic-ness.
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